Club Eurovision

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“..the ultimate interactive theatrical experience.. set to achieve cult status in its own right.”THE WEST AUSTRALIAN

It’s just like the Eurovision Song Contest, but funnier, quicker, and sprinkled with extra tasty cheese.

Bettina Bitchkinky from Belarus returns as your wonderful host. She is as sharp as ever and will make sure that the pace is hot and that everyone keeps themselves nice.

The contestants will do whatever they can to win your vote. So, remain alert at all times.

5 countries compete and winner gets to be included in the new musical Song Contest Almost Eurovision.  which opens in 2026.

Keep your phone turned on. Audience voting decides who wins on the night.

Dress up nice for a change. Prizes for “Best Dressed” members of the audience.

Brush up on your Eurovision Trivia. There is a quiz.

Bring someone you want to impress. They will be over the moon that you brought them along and you will get a “gold star”

We all need a gold star from time to time non?

Everyone gets a free souvenir badge.  This denotes which country you’re from. No, you don’t get to choose, so get over it.

Everyone gets to buy a clacker and a flag. (Half price if you buy with your ticket)
Clackers save your hands from “clap rot” (a terrible condition brought on by too much clapping) The flags give you something pretty to do with your hands and help to create the Eurovision VIBE!

When we did the show at the Adelaide Fringe, we sold out and absolutely blew the roof off The Arkaba and we will do the same thing at Norwood Town Hall. We want to be known as the roof-renovators best friend.

“Don't think for a second you won't join in - no matter hard you resist. You will, oh yes, you will... a delight to see all the outrageousness skewered so mercilessly and with such skill.